Post by jacksonpostal on Jan 29, 2010 20:07:45 GMT -5
Warning: No matter what you believe, word for word these conversations happened. If you have any faith left in humanity, I advise you not to proceed. For the rest, enjoy 
Hobart: Man, that's unfortunate.
Rogers: What?
Hobart: I just saw these three dudes on the side of the road, pretty sure they were all taking shits.
Rogers: That's nothing, this one time I took a shit on my girlfriends chest then fucked her, smearing my steamy pile all over us.
Hobart: Wow, that wasn't really the point of that statement.
Rogers: I'm sorry, how embarrassing for you.
Hobart: How is that embarrassing for me when you're the one who fucks chicks you take dumps on?
Rogers: Because I take pride in my dump then pump abilities. While you just observe people taking shits. Gotta aim higher in life man.
Hobart: I'm so confused and disgusted right now.
Rogers: I would be too if I got my rocks off by looking at guys taking dumps.
Hobart: ............
Rogers: HA!!! An ironic subject I will now bring up, I am no longer constipated.
Hobart: This is my life.
Rogers: Is it normal for your shit to be green?
Rogers: Hey Jason you're a Jew right?
Jason: No, Catholic.
Rogers: How can a Jew be Catholic?
Jason: I'm not Jewish.
Rogers: What'ev, you can show me all the blood and Negative Jew bacteria tests you want. That nose of yours screams bagel eater!!!
Jason: Amazing, I seriously want to take a shower now, having experienced that sentence. Thanks.
Rogers: What I'm here for. So seriously let's talk your Jewishness. You sure you're not Jewish?
Jason: 90% sure man.
Rogers: So you're 10% Jewish?
Jason: If that makes you happy(?)
Rogers: I wont be happy until you're hand is in an oven... get it 10% hahahaha.
Jason: How do you live with yourself?
Rogers: With great appreciation.
Jason: I'd probably kill myself if I was you.
Rogers: At least I don't look like I directed saving private ryan.
Jason: ............
Rogers: Steven Speilburg(?)
Jason: ............
Rogers: He directed saving private ryan(?)
Jason: ............
Rogers: He's Jewis...
Jason: I got it thanks!!!
MORE TO COME!!!!
Hobart: Man, that's unfortunate.
Rogers: What?
Hobart: I just saw these three dudes on the side of the road, pretty sure they were all taking shits.
Rogers: That's nothing, this one time I took a shit on my girlfriends chest then fucked her, smearing my steamy pile all over us.
Hobart: Wow, that wasn't really the point of that statement.
Rogers: I'm sorry, how embarrassing for you.
Hobart: How is that embarrassing for me when you're the one who fucks chicks you take dumps on?
Rogers: Because I take pride in my dump then pump abilities. While you just observe people taking shits. Gotta aim higher in life man.
Hobart: I'm so confused and disgusted right now.
Rogers: I would be too if I got my rocks off by looking at guys taking dumps.
Hobart: ............
Rogers: HA!!! An ironic subject I will now bring up, I am no longer constipated.
Hobart: This is my life.
Rogers: Is it normal for your shit to be green?
Rogers: Hey Jason you're a Jew right?
Jason: No, Catholic.
Rogers: How can a Jew be Catholic?
Jason: I'm not Jewish.
Rogers: What'ev, you can show me all the blood and Negative Jew bacteria tests you want. That nose of yours screams bagel eater!!!
Jason: Amazing, I seriously want to take a shower now, having experienced that sentence. Thanks.
Rogers: What I'm here for. So seriously let's talk your Jewishness. You sure you're not Jewish?
Jason: 90% sure man.
Rogers: So you're 10% Jewish?
Jason: If that makes you happy(?)
Rogers: I wont be happy until you're hand is in an oven... get it 10% hahahaha.
Jason: How do you live with yourself?
Rogers: With great appreciation.
Jason: I'd probably kill myself if I was you.
Rogers: At least I don't look like I directed saving private ryan.
Jason: ............
Rogers: Steven Speilburg(?)
Jason: ............
Rogers: He directed saving private ryan(?)
Jason: ............
Rogers: He's Jewis...
Jason: I got it thanks!!!
MORE TO COME!!!!
