slyder
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Lickin away ;)
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Post by slyder on Apr 2, 2009 23:58:31 GMT -5
Ever wonder....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why does a house burn down and furniture burn up?
Why do they call it a Hot water heater? If the waters already hot, why heat it. It should be called a cold water heater right?
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Post by kris on Apr 3, 2009 8:12:26 GMT -5
those were all really good makes you think about some stuff lol
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Post by Jamie on Apr 3, 2009 12:43:02 GMT -5
hell yes it does...im sitting going yeah why dammit lmao
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Post by kris on Apr 3, 2009 15:10:47 GMT -5
i know me too lol
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